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Now this is the story of how my life doesn't exist

It's upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the king of a life called nowhere

In a small bedroom born and raised

On the internet where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing or coolin' or smoking some weed outside of the house

When a couple of trolls, they were up to no good

Started making trouble on the website

I got in one little flame war and my ISP got scared

They said "you have no life"

I tried to make them think I had a life the other day

But they denied I had a life and sent me on my way

They gave me a letter and they gave me my insult

I put my "proud to be lifeless" jacket on and said

I might as well kick it, yo this isn't bad

Drinking dank memes out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people with no lifes be livin' like

Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a pepe and when it came near the license plate it said "Dank" and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this pepe was rare

But I thought nah forget it, yo home to the internet

I pulled up to a chatroom at about seven or eight

And I yelled to the memer "Yo, homie smell you later"

Looked at my screen I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the king of no life


 

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