About Barack Obama:
- Age: Who cares? He's a Muslim communist!
- Country of origin: He isn't actually from Hawaii. How can he be black if he wasn't born in Africa? CHECKMATE, liberals!
- Race: Muslim
- Religion: Communism
Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States. He is the first communist, first Muslim, first non american, and first black president. He supports ISIS and other communist liberal insurgencies. He wants to take away all guns because how would we live without our M16s and C4? He also wants to create a better healthcare system that could be available to poor hoboes in shady democratic areas such as New York City or Los Angeles, because the word that I or any other loyal conservative American would never use is "compassion".
Luckily in 2016, that African muslim democrat will be out of office and we'll have some other democrat to get mad at.